Huckabee rocks the cafeteria

Baptist preacher and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee delivered a totally non-political sermon yesterday in Windham, New Hampshire to an evangelical congregation called the Crossing. The congregation of 200, which apparently meets in a middle school cafeteria for want of a church building, was delighted with Huckabee’s twenty-minute speech sermon on the trials and tribulations of being part of God’s Army.

Although there wasn’t any overt vote-begging, a church official invited congregants to attend a nearby Huckabee rally featuring free clam chowder and an all-but-inevitable appearance by devout Huckabee supporter and all-around “low moron”* Chuck Norris. Mr. Norris is depicted here at an earlier event contemplating the abomination of falling to his knees and imbibing the candidate’s righteous seed.

*Lynch v. Rosenthal, 396 S.W.2d 272 (Mo. 1965).