Paging Dr. Keyes! Republican candidates insufficiently insane and unelectable!

The fact that religiously insane “strict constructionist” and “Declarationist” Alan Keyes has supporters is creepy and disturbing enough, but now they’re planning to DO stuff. Showing up at this weekend’s Iowa straw poll, for instance.

You’d think a field that includes such lunatic asylum legends as Tom Tancredo would be unelectable enough for anyone, but apparently not. Keyes reportedly says he’ll run if his minions “can demonstrate sufficient grassroots support for me[.]” If it happens, we can look forward to more of this:

Two days after his record loss in the U.S. Senate race, Republican Alan Keyes conceded defeat during a radio interview Thursday. But he said he would never congratulate the winner, Barack Obama, because the Democrat stood for “a culture evil enough to destroy the very soul and heart of my country.”

. . .

“I’m supposed to make a call that represents the congratulations toward that which I believe ultimately stands for and will stand for a culture evil enough to destroy the very soul and heart of my country?” Keyes asked rhetorically. “I can’t do this. And I will not make a false gesture.”

Let the good times roll.

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