Best. Candidate. Ever.

It’s official. I’m dumping John Edwards in favor of Lee L. Mercer, Jr. Why? Well, hell man, just look at these education credentials:

I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only.

I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of America’s Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later.

And he has a mandate:

The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography.

And he has damn good reasons for running, including but not limited to:

17. To prove I have 1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants in the United States as the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas To Make up the Administration of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) United States Amy Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas my home address legalizing Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) to be Government # 1 a Military and Federal Government Law Firm and A Certified Public Account U.S. Government Auditor Firm through Military Intelligence. Also, I have millions of other Federal Police working with me in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

. . .

23. To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

. . .

32. To Prove President George Walker Bush, Jr. and other Public Officials have been Impeached by the United States Congress in 2004 for torture of me and my family, capital murder in my family, Espionage and other crimes against the state and humanity United States Army Criminal Investigations / Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence ( All Three ) Criminal investigations, Criminal intelligence and Criminal Interrogations of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Washington, D.C. / Houston, Texas Solo United States of America , the United Nations and All Other Foreign Countries Public Ownership / Nationalization.

. . .

45. To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence.

. . .

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

. . .

70. RELIGION PROGRAM TO WORK AMERICA. The program has solved everything in the world such as 1. All the crime 2. The lack of world peace 3. All the poverty 4. All communications 5. All prejudice 6. All phenomenons guaranteed to be true by the United States Army. This is a U.S. Army FBI ROTC religion program. This made all of my Doctor’s degrees.

And he’s got a plan:

JURISDICTION

There is some concern about Jurisdiction.

All you Clinton/Obama/Edwards/Richardson/Kucinich supporters out there can go straight to hell. Lee Mercer is the MAN, and in your heart of hearts every last goddamn one of you knows it.

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