Awww, aren’t they cute?

Republican power couple Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris may be having a bit of a friendly tiff. Norris, standing at Huckabee’s side, said last Sunday that one of the reasons he couldn’t support Sen. John McCain’s candidacy was that Walnuts was simply too old to withstand the pressures of the presidency.

Yesterday, Huckabee disagreed, saying “I have said publicly many times, I don’t think Senator McCain lacks the rigor or the capacity to be president.” The only reason Huck didn’t challenge Chuck’s statement last Sunday was, well, Chuck was standing right there, and Chuck could have spin-kicked Huck’s noggin clean into next year. Hardeharharhar.

Besides, Huck said, check out how vibrant and strong McCain’s 95-year-old mother is! Check it out indeed! According to Roberta McCain, her son has absolutely zero support among Republicans but will get the nomination anyway. Republicans will have to hold their noses and vote for John because he’s done more to support George W. Bush than anyone else in the whole wide world over the last eight years.

If you listen closely, you can almost hear McCain muttering, “Jesus Christ, mom, stop talking. Please. Just shut the fuck up.”

Keep up the good work, folks. The Republican contest remains about eleventy bazillion times more entertaining than the one the Democrats are waging.

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