We’ve long known that Chuck Norris *hearts* Mike Huckabee, perhaps even disconcerting so.
Last week Sylvester Stallone, star of the recently released Rambo CXI: VA Hospital Gibbering Incontinence Ward, revealed on Faux News that he *hearts* John McCain.
Yesterday we found out that Governator Arnold Schwarzeneggar also *hearts* McCain.
And now we learn that Hulk Hogan *hearts* Barack Obama.
It remains to be seen what effect, if any, this latest round of celebrity moron endorsements will have on the battle for the presidency. If Huckabee’s experience is any indication, Obama and McCain need to commence defecating masonry forthwith. With Norris’ support, Huck managed to finish behind even Rudy 9iu11iani in the recent Florida primary.